Legal Disclaimer

The Spurtnip Collective means the body or association of people or animals and any of its mates, relations and fellow woodland creatures responsible for the creation, organisation and continuation of the annual Football Association Spurtnip Cup and references to the "Spurtnip Collective Site" is to this or any related sites including but not limited to the text, images of grown men playing at a considerable high level of football, links, funny noises, Pollardisms, witty retorts, crunching tackles committed by P'teh or Dele, and Forson Graphic skills displayed in any Spurtnip Collective Sites (the "Materials").

Limitation of liability

Except to the extent prohibited by law, Spurtnip Collective shall not be liable to any person or woodland creature who accesses the Spurtnip Collective Site or any of the Materials for any direct, indirect, special, consequential damages or awards of any kind, which may result from the use or inability to use the Spurtnip Collective Site or any of the Materials.

Disclaimer

The Materials and the Spurtnip Collective Site are provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis and does not constitute any professional advice on how to live or be entertained. Spurtnip Collective gives no warranties, express, implied or statutory as to the fitness of any players or that any of the Materials or the Spurtnip Collective Site will be provided uninterrupted or free from Pete's errors or that any identified defect will be corrected; further, no such warranty is given that the Spurtnip Collective Site and the Materials are free from any virus or other destructive code, programme or macro. Spurtnip Collective does not warrant that the Spurtnip Collective Site or the server(s) that make(s) it available are free of any virus or other harmful elements. Reference in the Spurtnip Collective Site and/or the Materials to any hypertext link, product, process or service does not imply Spurtnip Collective's support for, or endorsement or recommendation of, the provider thereof or the product, process or service to which reference is made. The Spurtnip Collective Site may contain links to other web sites, resources or other third parties. Spurtnip Collective is not responsible for the availability of these external web sites or their contents and Spurtnip Collective is not a sponsor, partner, promoter or publisher of such sites or their contents and accepts no liability in relation to such sites.

Governing law

The agreement between Spurtnip Collective and you relating to your use and browsing of the Spurtnip Collective Site is governed by and shall be construed in accordance with English and Woodland law. These terms and conditions constitute the entire agreement between us relating to your use and browsing of any Spurtnip Collective Sites and may not be modified unless Spurtnip Collective agrees in writing.

Webmaster.

pawnote

This document does not really mean to create any legal relations and should be discounted as mere drivel. Please refer to Blogger.com for proper grown-up and mature legal disclaimers. And please don't sue us as we are woodland creatures and need money to fight off pugnacious Suffolk farmers who cut down our forests just so that they can make fancy bedroom cabinets and breakfast tables for rich people.